I haven't had to wheel this one out for a while...


Superb rant, by the way. Your spirited blending of piss and vinegar has dispelled my morning grump. I thank you from the bottom of my bile ducts.

EDIT: Don't know how true this is, but I thought I'd heard on the news that Médecins Sans Frontières couldn't land in Port-au-Prince and had to divert to another airport because a load of well-wishing foreign dignitaries and 'celebrities' were clogging up the runway in the capital.

If it's true, then it sounds like international aid was diverted for Bono's hat.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:01, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

haha - it's like seeing an old friend again

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:04, Reply)

International Aid Diverted for Bono's Hat
imaginary headline of the day!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I heard they were upset by the yanks running the airport
Something about colonialism or something.

Which the french have never dabbled in.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:15, Reply)

"sting" is still a "gordon" by birth.
As Graham Fellows in his jilted John persona pointed out " Gordon is a moron!"

I rest me case m`lud
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:34, Reply)