Andy Summers should have known better
He was in Dantalion's Chariot in the 60s, they were superb. How he ended up in a band with that fucking ANUS I do not know.

My favourite Police anecdote concerns their final tour before they broke up: apparently the only way Stuart Copeland could force himself onto the stage every night was to have a picture of Sting's face taped onto his snare drum, so he could bash his face in with a piece of wood throughout their show. Marvellous.

Also - calling yourself 'Sting' because you used to wear a yellow and black striped jumper all the time makes you a total cunt - not a 'character'. Plus, change your fucking jumper more often, you smelly turd.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

excellent stuff

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Stop Press
Monty does not like Sting.

Now calm down and drink your Horlicks.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:17, Reply)

He's a fucking spastic.
I was filled with delight when I read that his accountant had stolen millions of pounds from him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I'm going to keep replying until your head explodes
In a fountain of yellow and black striped bile.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:27, Reply)

'Every Breath He Takes'
...is a theft of perfectly decent oxygen that could have gone to a more deserving recipient, say, in Haiti, and I think the people of the world should demand it all back, immediately, with interest, along with a handwritten apology to the Jamaican people.

In short, hang the bounder.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:34, Reply)

He was teacher, so his hand writing is probably first class
Its just the content that is drivel.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Damned by the very faintest of praise, there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Oh fuck it, I agree with you
and did from the start.

I've really got to do some work today. Important drawings for AWE. Those bombs don't build themselves you know.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:03, Reply)