I think you probably could too.
I think it would start by presenting mrs vipros with your latest commisions.

Then impregnating her and bringing up the resulting offspring.

Next I would make sure that anything you pass, be it closed or open, which contains fermented grape of grain juice should be immediately poured down your gullet.

I feel then that some sort of course on the benefits of observation should be undertaken, possibly followed by detailed study on the soldering and bending of copper pipes and the correct way to attach them to radiators.

Now, although you have extensively renovated your current abode, I think the next challenge would be to construct a dwelling from scratch.

Then you should ensure that nothing you ever do or say could be considered incorrect.

And finally, you should have a nice cold beer. But don't let Mrs Vipros know.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:29, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm pleased to see that it is tailored to my own personal needs and situation
I will take this under advisement
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:32, Reply)

As an addendum
you should also come to that there london and consume a large amount of charcoal grilled lamb covered with lots of spicy goodness
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:35, Reply)

it's looking increasingly less likely, in the short term anyway
I've got quite a lot on at weekends now, and tickets were more expensive than I expected.

edit: do you like the way I said "increasingly less"?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:38, Reply)