I choose not to
it is up to you to decide whether or not I'm being sarcastic
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ha! Cryptic....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:37, Reply)

He was being saracastic
you're a fucking mental case.

When are we getting our Tayyabs on then?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:38, Reply)

No - he wasn't was he?

Fucking soon I hope. I'm raring for a good old chopfest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I just don't know any more....
I'm still conducting a feasibility study regarding coming up to eat meat.

I think my financial backers may need a slightly better reason than that though...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Tell Mrs Vipros
if she doesn't let you come, you will lose face in front of the whole internet. Tell her face is very important to your people.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:46, Reply)

And if she still doesn't get it
...show her the hairy side.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:48, Reply)

all sides of my face are hairy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)

The phrase refers to hands, not faces I believe
It's another of those good old hilarious 'domestic violence' jokes.

When's the cooker coming?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:55, Reply)

ah, now I get it!
tomorrow morning
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:58, Reply)

my people?
I think she thinks we are all a bunch of mentals to be honest.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)

For God's sake don't show her this thread then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:55, Reply)

fortunately she doesn't read b3ta at all

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:02, Reply)