I'm never going to a Burns night.
Not after what happened to that Simon Weston fellow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Did you know he won the Littlewoods Pools, but they never paid out
because he burnt his coupon.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:05, Reply)

you're a bad man
teeheehee
( djtrialprice, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Ha!
I have it on reasonably good authority that he is a fucking cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I could believe that
He always looks like he is putting on a face, and a horribly disfigured one at that, whenever he's on telly. Probably a vicious wife beater behind closed doors.



"LICK THE SCARS YOU FUCKING BITCH"
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Some genius on here
shopped up a 'Simon Weston Grill' a la George Foreman:

'so good I put my face on it'

Superb.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I remember that one
As you say, fucking genius.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:18, Reply)