Finally getting my corset website up and running
and also teaching dancing free-lance in the hope that one day I can quit my 9 - 5 that gives me no end of stress with little satisfaction.

And hopefully doing a considerable amount of coursework to try and further my emmigration plans.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:43, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Can you teach jitterbug???
Is there corset discount for B3tans?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:56, Reply)

haha what the hell is Jitterbug?!
Yes, I will do a 10% discount if you are of the b3tan persuasion. And not a /talker, I'm racist like that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:03, Reply)

You know ,all the flingy dancing from the War!
Ooh ace!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Is it like American Swing?
I don't know why I'm asking, it's not like I can do that either! I teach pole and burlesque. I could teach people how to mosh, but there's not much call for that, strangely.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Oh burlesque will do!
I've done some of that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Burlesque is good
but pole is where it's at. I've got more muscle than all the men in my family put together.*

*Not creepy body building muscle
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:21, Reply)

This is clearly wrong,
for dancing like THIS wee fellow is most clearly where it truly is at:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NLPH8JeM

I don't care if this is 'really old' and you've 'seen it a million times', that creepy little fucker is worth watching repeatedly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:46, Reply)

That's my uncle

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:50, Reply)

LOOK AT HIS FACE!!
Will you just look at it!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Can I gaz you a picture of my uncle?
uncle cock
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:57, Reply)

By all means

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Wait there...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:59, Reply)

It keeps saving as a bmp and I want it to be a jpg

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I've found contact details for your boyfriend.
Does he have to write the haiku himself or can I write it?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Haha no way, seriously?
You can pitch haikus to him if you like, but I'll know if he's written it judging by the improv poetry he tries to sing to me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:04, Reply)