In Wencleseleslelsleslelsles Square in Prague
we were asked if we wanted to watch a monkey have sex with a midget in a suitcase, we managed to say no after heckling the bloke for about 20 minutes
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:08, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

male midget, female monkey?
or vice versa?

or was it some gay monkey-midget action?

don't tell me you don't know, that would make all the difference to your decision.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:10, Reply)

he admitted
eventually that it was a male monkey and a female midget, but we left because it wasn't a samsonite, i'm sick, but not a total fucking weirdo
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:13, Reply)

well, that would be the least worst combination
that got a good chortle though. :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Hahah that sounds fucking hilarious
My brother would definitely have coughed up for that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Is he coughing up for Sadowitz?
The run starts tonight. He's playing Glasgow in March, which filled me with glee!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Nah the fucker's had an antique fireplace put in instead.
Wot a fackin rotter eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:43, Reply)

No need for company mate
Get yerself over there, solo mission.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I might actually do that, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:47, Reply)