baz, baz, baz
You could have slowly revealed a deep and shameful fantasy of yours where you sleep with the scullery maid... who dresses in a maid's outfit... and cleans the house from top to bottom first.
( djtrialprice, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

good one!
nah she's rubbish at housekeeping and is pretty poorly organised for a kraut. Great cook though.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:43, Reply)

hahah
'I have a fantasy where you clean out the cat litter tray, fix that broken dimmer switch in the sitting room and scrub my month-old skids off the back of the khazi'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:45, Reply)

You can make them do all that if they're sub enough.

( thealternativefact, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:50, Reply)

^ She knows her stuff

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:53, Reply)

:)
I've had an request.
I shall be getting my housework done. Oh yes :)
( thealternativefact, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Realleh????

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:04, Reply)