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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yes, I know this isn't links etc.
But this advertisement just popped up on my facebook. Why date a soldier? Why indeed?

www.hmforces.co.uk/careers/articles/119

Thanks for that, facebook... I think.

Do you go weak at the knees for a man (or woman) in uniform?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:21, 100 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Reasons not to date a solider:
1. They think that list is what women want.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:26, Reply)
They're trying to be cool and stuff.
Not quite managing.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:31, Reply)
Like me eh?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:40, Reply)
you're further from cool than "not quite managing"

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:41, Reply)
Tell that to my level 80 death knight.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:42, Reply)
*guffaws*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:43, Reply)
nerdlolz

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:44, Reply)
You're so far away from cool,
You've almost gone full circle and are coming at it from the other side.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:45, Reply)
The fact that I don't give a shit about being cool is probably the coolest thing about me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:46, Reply)
that's
so uncool
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:47, Reply)
I don't care.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:47, Reply)
CORRECTAMUNDO!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:48, Reply)
COWABUNGA!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Mmmm
No.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Oh, so what is the coolest thing about me?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:50, Reply)
Hurry up applebite you've only got 7 mins to pander to me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:53, Reply)
I'd say it was probably your below average temperature

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:54, Reply)
did you watch that csi miami thing?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:57, Reply)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:59, Reply)
I did
I reaffirm my statement that CSI: Miami is the shittest of CSIs
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:39, Reply)
Don't rush me.
I thought long and hard, and came up with....



Nothing.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:54, Reply)
You only hurt me because you love me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Yeah.
That's exactly why. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and skate on the frozen lava pools of hell.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:59, Reply)
I'm off home now,
missing you already.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:00, Reply)
it's what the slags who date soldiers want from a man.
/generalisation
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:34, Reply)
someone's who away from home for months on end?
Wait a moment, my mum and dad were both soldiers.
*applies the mindbleaches*
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:37, Reply)
only when I've been Tazered

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:27, Reply)
only school uniform

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:30, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:34, Reply)
\winner

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Leave your sister alone.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:35, Reply)
I don't have one
I had to make one out of old clothes, rags, newspaper and a mop.

then abuse it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:37, Reply)
The effort
to fit in with the rest of Devon society.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:38, Reply)
They're just so lower class.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:40, Reply)
at least we are human

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Rather inadvised use of the term 'we' there from you of all people.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:41, Reply)
true
I live here, but I'm not from Devon. Neither am I from (near) High Wycombe.

I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:42, Reply)
You're a shit wrapped in a sheet of lasagne.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:43, Reply)
Wrapped in a croissant

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:44, Reply)
covered in
custard
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:45, Reply)
charming

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Oh noes.
My Vipsy-Wipsy is upset.
*takes behind hay bale*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:47, Reply)
why do people keep accusing me of being upset or "mardy"?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:47, Reply)
calm down
don't get your knickers in a twist
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:49, Reply)
this was the sort of reply I was expecting

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:50, Reply)
I WAS JOKING

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:49, Reply)
no shit...

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:50, Reply)
Oh god, you're one of those.
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:53, Reply)
my lack of understanding of what you are talking about is going to have to carry on for a while
because I'm going home now.

cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:55, Reply)
was that a
flounce?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:01, Reply)
it was not
it was time to leave the office
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:37, Reply)
Oi, less of the bullying of Vipros, thank you very much.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:02, Reply)
I was gonna put that :(
I was singing I Like A Boy in Uniform (schoooool unifooooorm) by the Pipettes as I scrolled.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:37, Reply)
I like nerds.
My particular nerd?
No clothing necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:34, Reply)
yeah, I likes 'em nekkid, prone and eager.
Ze German was getting all frisky one afternoon wanting to know what kind of frillies she should acquire for my pleasure. Says I, 'I don't like the frilly undies' and she goes, "So what do you like on me then?"

Says I, "ME!"

She liked that, bless her.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Oh Baz, you old charmer.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:40, Reply)
baz, baz, baz
You could have slowly revealed a deep and shameful fantasy of yours where you sleep with the scullery maid... who dresses in a maid's outfit... and cleans the house from top to bottom first.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:40, Reply)
good one!
nah she's rubbish at housekeeping and is pretty poorly organised for a kraut. Great cook though.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:43, Reply)
hahah
'I have a fantasy where you clean out the cat litter tray, fix that broken dimmer switch in the sitting room and scrub my month-old skids off the back of the khazi'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:45, Reply)
You can make them do all that if they're sub enough.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:50, Reply)
^ She knows her stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:53, Reply)
:)
I've had an request.
I shall be getting my housework done. Oh yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:54, Reply)
Realleh????

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:04, Reply)
Can they leave their glasses on?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:41, Reply)
Oh yes!
I make him do that.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:42, Reply)
What about the pocket protector?
Where does that go?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:43, Reply)
Fortunately, his nerdiness is not reflected in his attire.
I'm not sure the too-short trousers would do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Ah, that's alright then.
Inner nerds are always the best
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:47, Reply)
fwoooaarrrrr

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:43, Reply)
Oh man, did you see, YouTube is conforming to the HTML-5 specification on video and as such will make Flash Video redundant once all the browsers are fully intrigrated into the system !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:58, Reply)
Hahahaha
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:04, Reply)
I like bus conductors

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Oh aye?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)
Gah!
Beat me to it!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:54, Reply)
Ooh but what about Jack?
Mouth like a tray of parsnips
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Whatever floats your boat.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:52, Reply)
OH EM GEE

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:53, Reply)
do pole dancers have a uniform?

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:41, Reply)
Hot pants.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:48, Reply)
where's your uniform
then young lady?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Drying in my room with the rest of my washing.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:07, Reply)
Mmmmm, laundry
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:09, Reply)
You and spikeypickle
Can keep well away from my laundry.
I don't trust either of you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:10, Reply)
Hey spikeypickle!
Get anything good? I got one mini Little Miss Naughty sock and a pair of big, time-o-the-month pants.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:14, Reply)
You've gotten lost.
That's not my laundry, I have neither of those things!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:21, Reply)
Not any more you don't!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:22, Reply)
Yeah, I was thinking they
didn't quite taste or smell as expected
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:23, Reply)
I think I've managed
to creep out even myself
\righto ahm aff hame
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:24, Reply)
uckervee
(i have no idea how this is spelt, it's welsh for yucky)

edit: turns out its achyfi - almost pronounced 'uch-ur-vee'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:28, Reply)
so tramps in old coats tied with string
does that count as a uniform?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:41, Reply)
I'd say so,
Not quite a tramp without it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:43, Reply)
Nah the whole
uniform thing has never really done it for me... not sure why!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:09, Reply)
I like old uniforms
Like off The War
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:23, Reply)
You fancy
Dad's Army you do.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:25, Reply)
Eeeeeeeh no!
The proper war.
The one where I jitterbug with GIs and fellas in Airforce blue.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:26, Reply)
Hehe

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:27, Reply)
Hey stop laughing!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:28, Reply)
"We are the boys who will stop your little game
We are the boys with whom Roota came."
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:32, Reply)
Stop ruining my WOAR

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:34, Reply)

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