Unbelievable as it may sound
yesterday was the first time I was "trusted" to feed and change my daughter on my own. She will be two in July.

How fucking pathetic is that?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 9:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh for god's sake
What were you gonna do?
Put her nappy on her head and leave her alone with a bag of gob-stoppers?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 9:49, Reply)

leave her rolling around in her own shit and force-feed her LSD, I think.
It's fucking insulting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Oh dear
I'm sure you coped admirably. Did your handywork get the once over on her return?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Rigorous scrutiny was applied.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Hahaha
I can only assume you scraped a pass, regardless of velcro management and judicial bib usage.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I wonder how long it will be
before her mother finds out I crapped in her wardrobe.



I so wish this was not a joke.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I think we need clarification here Monty.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I wish I'd crapped in her wardrobe
but I didn't, for it was merely a joke.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Shame
I was kind of hoping for some degenerated dirty protest type situation. Having a dog in the house would make this sort of 'accident' a bit more believable. As long as you took your toilet roll away from the scene of the crime.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I wish to God I'd done it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 10:20, Reply)