I have to watch a bit of tv before I go to bed
Check everything is off & doors are locked.
Set combi boiler temp.
Prepare drink of orange squash & hot water bottle to take upstairs.
Say goodnight to ghost.
Go upstairs quickly turning off lights and shutting internal doors as I go.
Use bathroom.
30 press-ups.
Give the radiator a push to stop it doing that plinky thing.
Click alarm on.
Get in bed, read some Viz.
Read a chapter of all the books I have on the go.
Get out of bed and go for a pee.
Back to bed, turn out light.
Briefly consider quitting job, selling house and running away to tropical paradise.
Sleep.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 14:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Urgh
I bet that orange squash & hot water bottle drink tastes disgusting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 14:55, Reply)

It's the new cocktail taking North Somerset by storm
it really puts you in the mood for howling at the moon and having sexual relations with close family members and/or livestock.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 14:58, Reply)