Actually, true story
first time I was at download we were sitting drinking beer and these young people wandered over and we had a chat and they were looking for beers so we said we would give them a couple of beers if one of the girls would flash us (we are unashamed chauvanists). So they agreed and this rather pretty young thing showed us her tits and we gave them some beer.

Now, we have an ongoing joke with one guy that the best thing about his life was his ex-girlfriends rather prodigious breasts, but after seeing that he turns to us and says "Actually guys, the best thing about my life now is THAT girls tits". Unfortunately as he said this his wife came back from the toilets and sat down next to him.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:35, Reply)