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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
that sort of defeats the purpose, doesn't it?
dildos are shit anyway
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:08,
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16 years ago)
Even those big wobbly double ended silicon ones?
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Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:10,
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yes, even those...as it's a dildo...and dildos are shit
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:19,
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I'll take your word for it, I've never actually used one.
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Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:21,
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maybe you should try it...you might like it?
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:27,
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He could put one end up his bot bot
and the other down his japs eye and then just get on his hands and knees and rock back and forth, he'll get himself off in record time.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:29,
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Not really into 'Docking' i'm afraid
and the bot-bot has a plug of nightsoil in there, as i am too lazy to wipe.
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Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:32,
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It's not docking if you shove it right down your japs eye surely?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:32,
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Not really too sure on the technicalities of Docking.
Maybe you could ask your Dad to clarify the situation?
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Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:36,
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Then it's 'Pearl Harbouring'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:57,
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This is what happens when you mix history and deviance
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Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:01,
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I might try that
It sounds like fun
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:32,
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