You should follow the 7 point plan
No. 1: Get a Wife
No. 2: Get a Child
No. 3: Have an inability to pass an open (or indeed closed) recepticle containing an alcoholic beverage.
No. 4: Become highly qualified in looking at things and then get even more qualified in hitting things with spanners and overcharging old ladies
No. 5: Build your own house becuase you're so amazing.
No. 6: Be right on the internet all the time. Even when you're not on the internet.
No. 7: After the discussion about hot chocolate and baileys I think it would only be right to have one. Actually, lets top it up with a small tot of whisky. But let's not tell the wife eh?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)