True
Think he's getting a little freaked out by it though. Meh, he'll end up getting a DNA test and then whoever is telling the truth will be vindicated.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Sounds like the best next step - a test

(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:26, Reply)

I'm just like Jeremy fucking Kyle

(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:27, Reply)

Then you need to scourge yourself
Scourge yourself hard
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:28, Reply)

with red wine
yummy yummy red wine
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:29, Reply)

Whilst listening to UB40?

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:31, Reply)

hell no
Spiritualized and now a fucking large white russian.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:35, Reply)

White Russians are amazing
Possibly the best drink ever.

Calcium for bones and teeth, along with vodka for liver failure - its the king of drinks
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:36, Reply)

Milk for avoiding acid reflux
I can see why the dude drinks them everyday. Red wine is too much.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:39, Reply)