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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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For soone cometh the time when the original Cadburie's Stocke shalt run drye, and a foul pestilence from foreigne lands shalt clutch our faire chocolate maker's bodie in its talonnes. Kraft shall be the name of the bringer of the ende to the chocolate of this sceptred isle, and 'pon its shouldere shall ride the foule goblinne known to mortals as Hershey. Yea, and Hershey shalt wreake an pox upon our fyne chocolate by making it taste like the chocolate of the Ewe Ess of Ae, known in common parlance as Shitte.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
It would start a war, and our special relationship would collapse.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:09, Reply)
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