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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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*sings at top vols*
You can see the door is open
So if you don't want your nose broken
You had better go away
'Cos Terry's coming round today
Terry wants my photograph
Terry says our love will last forever
And he should know
That boy Terry's not the kind
To mess around and change his mind
Terry is as tough as Marlon Brando
*bops*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:32,
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16 years ago)
*throws penny in cap*
Well done there young lady. Perhaps you would like to perform at my club for a few friends and me.
My Bentley is parked just round the corner.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:41,
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Perform in a lewd way?
Lewd is my word of the week.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:43,
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Lewd, No
I prefer "Tastefull"
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:45,
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Oh really mister?
Am I going to be the Next Big Thing?
You should hear me do Bobby's Girl.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:44,
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And how do you do Bobby's girl?
Is she clothed?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:46,
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'Ere, what kind of club is this?
And why are you eyeing me lasciviously?
('lascivious' is MY word of the week)
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:47,
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A gentlemen's club
with leather chairs and everything.
And a little podium for the entertainment.
Very discreet.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:50,
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I get to sing, right?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:51,
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Eventually
after the jousting.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:52,
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I've been led up the garden paaarth I 'ave!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:54,
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Alright, you can go on before the jousting.
I wanna be bobby's girl,
I wanna be Bobby's girl,
etc.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:01,
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Can I watch you do Bobbys girl?
hee hee
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:47,
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But you're me, you tit!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:49,
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It's been so long since I looked 'down there' I'd forgotten
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:50,
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