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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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*sings at top vols*
You can see the door is open
So if you don't want your nose broken
You had better go away
'Cos Terry's coming round today

Terry wants my photograph
Terry says our love will last forever
And he should know
That boy Terry's not the kind
To mess around and change his mind
Terry is as tough as Marlon Brando

*bops*
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
*throws penny in cap*
Well done there young lady. Perhaps you would like to perform at my club for a few friends and me.

My Bentley is parked just round the corner.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:41, Reply)
Perform in a lewd way?
Lewd is my word of the week.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:43, Reply)
Lewd, No
I prefer "Tastefull"
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:45, Reply)
Oh really mister?
Am I going to be the Next Big Thing?
You should hear me do Bobby's Girl.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:44, Reply)
And how do you do Bobby's girl?
Is she clothed?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:46, Reply)
'Ere, what kind of club is this?
And why are you eyeing me lasciviously?
('lascivious' is MY word of the week)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:47, Reply)
A gentlemen's club
with leather chairs and everything.

And a little podium for the entertainment.

Very discreet.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:50, Reply)
I get to sing, right?

(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:51, Reply)
Eventually
after the jousting.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:52, Reply)
I've been led up the garden paaarth I 'ave!

(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:54, Reply)
Alright, you can go on before the jousting.
I wanna be bobby's girl,
I wanna be Bobby's girl,
etc.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Can I watch you do Bobbys girl?
hee hee
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:47, Reply)
But you're me, you tit!

(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:49, Reply)
It's been so long since I looked 'down there' I'd forgotten

(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:50, Reply)

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