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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The Marketing guys looked at the iphone and thought...What is it that sells these motherfuckers?
The obvious answer is for pretentious dickheads to smarm around the centre of town or within their groups of friends showing off their lump of Apple. Aren't they the coolest cats? Look what my Apple iPhonetm can do! Aren't I the greatest most successful guy around?
So it's the sight innit? You see a guy with an iPhone and you swoon. So what to do with the next big thing? Make it fucking 19 times bigger so that not just those close to you can see how utterly amazing you are, the WHOLE STREET can see you.
Wander up and down the high-street, dazzle the plebs. These things are gonna sell like hot-cakes.
On the plus side you'll be able to see a definite cunt from a safe distance.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:53,
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The only thing that would have made it more successfulIs if they were shaped like croissants.
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