I used to drive home drunk
But I grew up.

Take the flaming and don't do it again.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Believe me, I get it.
And I will take the flaming. Guess I also mean "dont' drive drunk, kids".
Since I got my one DUI, I haven't. I've made a point of taking cabs, or being the designated driver. I totally fucked up tonight, big style.
Why the fuck am I telling an internet board this??? Fucked if I know.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:53, Reply)

You do it because you want to be told off
You will learn, but maybe not this time.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:57, Reply)

I learned the first time,
and can't believe I was stupid enough to drive home tonight. It's $10 each way in a cab. I'm a fucking moron.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Hahahaha!
"I learned the first time"

Well, clearly you didn't, eh? Or you wouldn't have done it again? Are you even reading what you type yourself?
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Point well deserved.

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:33, Reply)

lolfatty alert
Too fat to walk I suspect.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 13:34, Reply)