I'm sat at home, shaking like fuck. Talk about totally fucking things up.
I needed to get out of my apartment tonight, so drove down to my favourite karaoke bar that's also a Mexican restaurant. Food was amazing, fun times were had singing shite songs and just....goood times in general.
Couldn't get a cab for an hour, so I stupidly drove home after around 6 beers. Sure, it's only less than a mile. But duh!!!! I'm a fucking idiot. I feel so lucky right now that I a) didn't hit anyone b) got home in one piece c) didn't get a DUI.

What's the last most idiotic fucking thing you've done?

And don't flame me. I understand I'm a moron for driving home, but believe me, now I am home I'm shaking like a leaf asking myself what the fuck.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:43, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I used to drive home drunk
But I grew up.

Take the flaming and don't do it again.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Believe me, I get it.
And I will take the flaming. Guess I also mean "dont' drive drunk, kids".
Since I got my one DUI, I haven't. I've made a point of taking cabs, or being the designated driver. I totally fucked up tonight, big style.
Why the fuck am I telling an internet board this??? Fucked if I know.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:53, Reply)

You do it because you want to be told off
You will learn, but maybe not this time.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:57, Reply)

I learned the first time,
and can't believe I was stupid enough to drive home tonight. It's $10 each way in a cab. I'm a fucking moron.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Hahahaha!
"I learned the first time"

Well, clearly you didn't, eh? Or you wouldn't have done it again? Are you even reading what you type yourself?
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Point well deserved.

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:33, Reply)

lolfatty alert
Too fat to walk I suspect.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I did that last weekend but although I had drunk a few Sangrias I felt fine.
I hate drink driving and usually won't do it but I wanted to get home to my own bed. Left the party and had to drive for an hour in dense fog. I was cacking myself.
( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:52, Reply)

If it's less than a mile, why didn't you just walk?
There's no excuse for drink driving, ever.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Well, unless actual flaming meteors are coming out of the sky
And the four horsemen run amok, maybe (just maybe) that's a valid excuse...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I still think you'd be better walking...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I'm not going to try to justify it.
I was stupid, acted like a mong, should have walked. Now that I'm home, I'm beating myself up about it, and I posted about it because it's a dumbass fucking thing to do!

And....I'm also trying to get the point across, that driving while intoxicated just isn't worth it.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I know that.
But do you? Really?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:58, Reply)

It's 3 hours later
and I'm still shaking that I could be that stupid. Seriously shaking. I'm a dumbass. Stupid fucking thing to do.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:14, Reply)

So what was the reason for you posting on here then? To elicit sympathy? To get other people's stories of how they've done the same and will now never do it again?
Or maybe to hear a story of how someone close to a b3tan was mown down by a drunk driver and now feels a bit sick when they hear of someone getting a DUI and still repeating the same stupid behaviour?

If waiting an hour for a cab means not taking the chance on killing someone then I'd take that option, but if it's less than a mile then I'd walk it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 15:44, Reply)

The reason I posted was
because I did an utterly stupid thing. We all say "what a dumb fuck" when someone screws up, but last night I screwed up. It can happen to any of us. Elicit sympathy? No.

More a case of we're all human, and I guess I just wanted to admit I fucked up big style.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:23, Reply)

You've got a DUI but you..
- Drove to a bar and got pissed
- Could surely have got a taxi at midnight by asking the bar to phone for one.
- Didn't just get tipsy, had six beers. Since you're female that = ten beers for a man (different liver function), which is enough to get me hammered and I drink every day.
- risked getting a second DUI, aggravated by the amount you drank, and going to jail

In your defence, American cities are a fucking nightmare to get around if you don't want to use cars. That's about all I can think of.

Been done for drink-driving myself and would never do it again. Just think back to standing in the courtroom feeling this >< small..
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 18:31, Reply)

But it's less than a mile!
You lazy wench!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)