oh do it anyway
I promise not to gaz a mod (not that I know who the mods are)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:42, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

not really
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Just for that i'm going to gaz you
just as soon as an internet nastyman or internet nastywoman hurts my feelingzzz or sais I is ghey
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

u iz ghey
trufax
( djtrialprice, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:48, Reply)

u so gonna get banned!
coz I is telling
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:49, Reply)

ok then
It's on page 11. I thought about increasing my vote count by ending it with "...I walked back to my empty home. Then I found her vibrator and totally fell on it right in my arse. rofl-copter!"
( djtrialprice, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

"Needless to say..."

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:48, Reply)

See, that's why I've never "won" QOTW
I need to work on my delivery.
( djtrialprice, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Well it beats my story
about how Vanessa Paradis gave me the horn when I was 9
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I quite liked that one
I meant to click on the youtube links when I got home but forgot
( djtrialprice, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:15, Reply)