Good thinking
He probably won't be able to read them though... that would mean he'd have to take off his wanky shades, I'm not sure he'd do that!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:07, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And take his head out from betwixt his buttocks

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:10, Reply)

That too
Good word use too - betwixt! Like it!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:11, Reply)

I'm convinced that South Park had it right
and he is literally a giant turd
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Aww I missed the episode with him in it! Curses
I'm glad the rest of the world is coming around now. I remember the days when I would say 'I hate Bono' and I would hear the cries of 'Noooo' and 'Whyyy'?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:19, Reply)