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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Goodness
Katie Price Reid certainly has a load of people hating on her.
A video has been posted on her facebook page and among the comments I found this gem "you money grabbing thunderbird puppet! BOTOX HEAD".

Which celebrity would you like to slag off? What would you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:40, 102 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
George Clooney.
Why have you not answered my calls you bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:42, Reply)
I thought you'd be a bit more fiery than that.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:44, Reply)
The fire has kind of gone out of me lately.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:46, Reply)
So Canesten Duo really works?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:49, Reply)
I think you need a sex life to get thrush.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:52, Reply)
and you need a thrush life
to get sex

it's a catch 22
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:11, Reply)
*sings 'thrush life' to Blur song*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:29, Reply)

answered my calls recipricated the vials of blood I sent?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:46, Reply)
I'd like to call Brigit Fonda
Tits
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:42, Reply)
Ooooh chevron, never happened to me before!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:47, Reply)
I would like to call Bono a self righteous cunt
but I doubt he would hear me over the noise of everyone else calling him a self righteous cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Jeremy Paxman.
I’d like to follow him around all day shouting ‘COME ON, COME ON’ at him.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Pssst
That was Gary Glitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:52, Reply)
On University Challenge?
I should think not sir.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:55, Reply)
I do apologise, Monty old boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Are you threatening to overrule him?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:03, Reply)
OBJECTION!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:11, Reply)
But did you threaten to overrule him?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:19, Reply)
I did not overrule him.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Yes, but did you threaten to overrule him?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:15, Reply)
Hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Are you apologising for me
you thundering spunkbag?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Take a wild guess.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Lemmy?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Eddie the Eagle?
Does he get right on your tits?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Jan Leeming.
She's a smug cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Lesley Judd
For taking out that restraining order.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Christian Slater.
His face is too wide.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Hehe
Its funny because its true.

I still love Broken Arrow though!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:56, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:56, Reply)
I would tell Simon Cowell that is hair is FUCKING STUPID.
For someone with that much money you'd think he could have a better hair cut by now!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Tell that to Donald Trump.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:57, Reply)
A flat top with a centre parting?
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING YOU UTTER CUNT?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Your last three words clearly identify the problem.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:59, Reply)
it's HIDEOUS
god, take some pointers from Beckham already
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:00, Reply)
is this about Victoria's tits?
A pair of 'pointers' if ever there were.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:05, Reply)
RE next thread.
I am nostalgic for real pointy tits like they had in mid 60s TV such as Lost in Space.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:08, Reply)
don't look too
pointy to me
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Awwww.
Won't let me open it.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:24, Reply)
I would say "Bono, I'm about to stab you"
then stab him.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Don't fuck around with the element of surprise hey!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:59, Reply)
I want him to know what is coming
that's why I've started writing him letters
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Good thinking
He probably won't be able to read them though... that would mean he'd have to take off his wanky shades, I'm not sure he'd do that!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:07, Reply)
And take his head out from betwixt his buttocks

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:10, Reply)
That too
Good word use too - betwixt! Like it!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:11, Reply)
I'm convinced that South Park had it right
and he is literally a giant turd
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:14, Reply)
Aww I missed the episode with him in it! Curses
I'm glad the rest of the world is coming around now. I remember the days when I would say 'I hate Bono' and I would hear the cries of 'Noooo' and 'Whyyy'?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:19, Reply)
I'd like to tell Boris Johnson that I think he is an anus
Partly for his reaction, but mostly because I think he's an anus.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:02, Reply)
I like him.
Not as Mayor but as a person. His 'The Dream of Rome' is also an excellent book.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:03, Reply)
I'd like him
if he wasn't in a position of power. Otherwise he'd just be like some sort of lovable real-life Beano character.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:06, Reply)
very much this
a bumbling cartoon character may be funny but not have any ability to affect our lives
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Who would be better?
The 'wiff-waff is coming home' speech alone was so funny I'd forgive him minor genocide as mayor.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:14, Reply)
well at least it's only London
and despite what the bbc think, the rest of us don't really give a toss about that shit hole
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:18, Reply)
Yes he's a harmless bumbling
fucking racist bigot toff with too much power
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Great haircut ...
...if he was an 11st teenage boy.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Ken Livingstone is an odious little turd.
How he got two cracks at bankrupting London I will never understand. The shit the GLC got up to in the 80s is unbelievable.

Plus Boris called some people 'oiks' - a clear vote winner for me.

AND Ken lied through his fucking teeth about public transport prices - the cunt raised them by 40% during his tenure.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Ken and GLC had some great free gigs in the 80s.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:12, Reply)
...if you're into
The Redskins, Billy Bragg and The Style Council...


*really, really isn't*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Ahem..
The Smiths, The Fall, Strawberry Switchblade*, John Martyn, Spirit, Pogues, Gil Scott-Heron....

* a wank fantasy for the young me.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Slowly torturing and killing The Smiths
is a lifelong fantasy of mine...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:30, Reply)
Slowly torturing and killing Monty...
...is a lifelong fantasy of mine just so I can carve 'The Queen is Dead' on his forehead.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:33, Reply)
Ah Red Ken
A cunt of the highest order.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:13, Reply)
I think they're all as guilty as one another in that respect
Boris & Co used the "Hey, look we've finally finished extending the Oyster cards onto National Rail" day to bury the 15% hike he'd put on the cost of my journey into work...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Me too
Ken's classic was 'the congestion charge has been SO effective a deterrent we haven't had the revenue we expected so here's a 20% travel card rise'. Lying, snivelling little cunt.

....who threw someone down a stairwell at a party, and breeds newts.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:20, Reply)
Congestion charge is a travesty

Fucking cunts using "green" arguments to raise tax revenue.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:22, Reply)
I wish my anus had a haircut like Boris

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:14, Reply)
I'd point at Shannon Doherty (sp?)
And scream "WHY IS ONE LOWER THAN THE OTHER!"
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Are they really?
*googles*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Yes but i'm not talking about breasts
I like breasts
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:14, Reply)
Ears? Eyebrows? Lungs?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:14, Reply)
toes

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:17, Reply)
I think she has a wonky eye!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:20, Reply)
Yes
I thought she was a hottie until my flatmate at uni pointed it out to me. Now shes ruined for me. The cunt also ruined Christina Ricci by pointing out her abnormal forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:21, Reply)
My mate once claimed that Ricci was the celebratory he'd most like to shag
"Why" I enquired

"Body of a woman, face of a child" was his response....
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Is Gary Glitter really dyslexic?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:26, Reply)
yeah well she thinks your jumper is stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:21, Reply)
*looks at jumper*
*cries*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Nothing about Flim Flam is stupid
Once i've murdered my wife and got the life insurance I intend to woo her and steal her from her also wonderful husband.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Arrr that be a cunning plan
Be aware, I'm like a Gremlin, except I need a constant supply of sweets, Diet Coke and shoes or I'll turn into a MONSTER!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:35, Reply)
Sweet, Diet Coke and Shoes?
Easy.

My wife requires the passwords to my online bank account, all my wages paid in to her account and the right to act like a spoiled bitch all the time just because she was raised to get what she wants.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Oddness
But you lurve her really!!

Some women are a bit mental, I'm only mental for sweets. I couldn't give a finger of fudge what DiT does with his monies and I'm pretty sure he feels the same way about me. So long as the bills get paid I don't ask questions. Being paranoid and jealous is so tiring.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:46, Reply)
Nope
I'm only still with her because spending time away from my daughter would be more unbearable than staying with the wife. We now sleep in separate rooms and haven't had sex this decade.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Crumbs.
Sorry dude, that's shit. At least you’ve got your lovely little lady though!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:51, Reply)
Shes amazing and does Hitler impressions!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:54, Reply)
Hahaha
You're turning her into a B3tan early!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:58, Reply)
No, is sometimes the hardest word to say
Alternatively try, 'Fuck Off', I find it works just as well.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:55, Reply)
*nods head*
That one would also work!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:59, Reply)
If it doesn't work
Then a pint of cold piss in the face usually works well as a salty deterrent.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:05, Reply)
Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:06, Reply)
I approve
of your double-pronged attack
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:11, Reply)
Eh?
Oh - 'wonky'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Yet again - Jeremy Clarkson.
Makes me nostalgic for car-bombings.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:11, Reply)
I'd like to meet him
and tell him his car looks just a little bit gay to me...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:21, Reply)
I'd like to meet him...
...and remove his kidneys.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:23, Reply)
I'd like to slag of Morrissey
and call him a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Colin Firth.
'Oi Colin. Whose dick did you suck to get an Oscar nomination?'
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:32, Reply)
Call Kate Moss a fat trollop.
Call Gordon Brown a skelly eyed bawbag.
Call The Queen and peanut toothed witch.
Call Morrisey a fat mincing poof.
Call Bono an ambulance, as I would have kicked his face off by then.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Oi Kate! Lose a few stone and i'd fuck ya!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:49, Reply)
My mate Craig used to go out with Kate Moss
unsurprisingly he says she is 'thick as shit'.

Have you aver heard the Kate Moss/toilet story?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:31, Reply)
Nope, do continue..

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:34, Reply)
They were doing a photo shoot in a derelict house in Shoreditch
trying to be 'edgy'. The place was a dump, but Kate needed the loo and asked where it was.

'It's upstairs - but watch out, there's no door on it'


'Well how will I be able to get in there then?'

THIS IS A REAL AND COMPLETELY TRUE STORY.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:49, Reply)
Anthea Fucking Turner
stop being so fucking fluffy and blonde.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:07, Reply)

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