Call Kate Moss a fat trollop.
Call Gordon Brown a skelly eyed bawbag.
Call The Queen and peanut toothed witch.
Call Morrisey a fat mincing poof.
Call Bono an ambulance, as I would have kicked his face off by then.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oi Kate! Lose a few stone and i'd fuck ya!

( Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:49, Reply)

My mate Craig used to go out with Kate Moss
unsurprisingly he says she is 'thick as shit'.

Have you aver heard the Kate Moss/toilet story?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Nope, do continue..

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:34, Reply)

They were doing a photo shoot in a derelict house in Shoreditch
trying to be 'edgy'. The place was a dump, but Kate needed the loo and asked where it was.

'It's upstairs - but watch out, there's no door on it'


'Well how will I be able to get in there then?'

THIS IS A REAL AND COMPLETELY TRUE STORY.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:49, Reply)