Got a few gazzes from Captain Lemming
Claiming to he knew me and offering various bits of unwanted and unsolicited life-advice while refusing to identify himself. Shut down my old account, set up a new one and within two days I get a new gaz, about fucking 500 words' worth, this time identifying himself.

Turns out it's a local pub-goer who knows quite a few people I regularly bump into. My abiding memory of him is his implying that he would wait for me in a dark alley and there'd be blood pouring from my every orifice if I had shagged his mate's ex (which I hadn't, but hey). So if you're out there, Captain Lemming, cheers for being there for me. I'm too scared to gaz you anything now and I'm hoping you've lost interest in my online activities..
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:56, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wow, he sounds like a classy fella.
Worth passing on to the police if he does it again.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Don't think he's done anything illegal
apart from obliquely threaten me, which I could never prove. The last gaz was quite nice - he did apologise - so I'll leave things alone and hope he does too.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:29, Reply)

He posted about it on the Anonymous QOTW
and I told him that dragging it back up in public wasn't doing you any favours and to gaz you instead, so he deleted his post. It was just after you came back and I didn't want you getting all freaked out again. I hope I didn't interfere too much.
Edit: he'd already identified your new account by this time.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:06, Reply)

whoa, didn't know about that
you did good there, glad it was deleted, whatever it was. Not sure I want to know any details.

The last gaz I got (which I didn't reply to) was quite friendly actually so I'm hoping he can now just carry on ignoring me and when we meet we just nod at each other without bringing up the whole sorry debacle.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:26, Reply)

I gazzed him a 'fair play' when he deleted it
and he was pretty apologetic and conciliatory when he replied. Hopefully it's settled.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Response to your edit
He did find me again frighteningly fast. Ah well fuck it, don't think he bears me any malice, he's just fucking creepy. Nae bother, as he's well out of my social circle these days.

The one funny thing is right after I got the first gazzes I bumped into his brother (sound guy) and mentioned this internet thing. We had a laugh over Captain Lemming's words - got him slagged off by his own brother.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:34, Reply)

A member for three years
And hardly a sentence written.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:17, Reply)