that would've not only knocked me out, but probably bankrupt me as well
right, I've just been looking for a way to record some guitar ideas on my phone for recording session tonight, and came across this memo that I had written myself at some point.

I have no recollection of it prior to this.

Man walks into bar with large orange for head. why? genie. 3 wishes. Billionaire. Irresistible to women. Orange for a head.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm not sure the world is ready for your standup routine just yet.
That is just plain odd mate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I don't think I made it up
that's the weird thing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:40, Reply)

The whole thing is most weird.
It's like you've been told ths funniest gag you've ever heard and thought 'I must make a note of this or I'll forget it'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:45, Reply)

it does seem like that
and while the joke appeals to me, it's certainly not the funniest ever.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:47, Reply)