The gigantor missive of cockdom

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

The Gargantuan Encycopedia of Penises, Cocks, Willies and Schlongs.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:07, Reply)

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( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:08, Reply)

I had a client ask what the big thing sticking out of her dog's belly was last week. I giggled and said 'that's his penis'
She replied, 'but I paid £xxx for a girl...without a willy'. I had to leave the room
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:09, Reply)

IT'S A MIRACLE!
A girl with a winkle!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:10, Reply)

I no rite?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:11, Reply)

AND
We had a fake ridgeback come in today. Completely mental, but lovely with it. Wrong colour and far too small, but I forgot to take a picture of her.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:10, Reply)

Yay Ridgebacks without Ridges!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:18, Reply)

That's the thing, this had a ridge, but it started 3 quarters down her back and she was dark brown

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:20, Reply)

Haha, fail dog fails!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:22, Reply)

Total fail dog.
Fail dog tries to chew cage bars too.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:23, Reply)