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Althegeordie
Come out come out wherever you are. I miss your chin :(
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 20:35, 88 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Alright you!
How's it going?
Check my Faceache for local LOLZ.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 20:36, Reply)
I'm ashamed to say that my reaction was the same as that of the shitcunt!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 20:38, Reply)
If I'd known it was a solo thing...
I would have attempted to appear all cosmopolitan!
The pic is an old one from when I was on page 3 of the Post promoting 24hr Library service. Trudat.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 20:46, Reply)
I see no picture.
Goes for another look

Nope. No pic showing here. I'll just amuse myself by looking at your other facemong pics :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 20:46, Reply)
Hahah, it is on facebook actually from years ago,
It's the one where I'm between the library books like a spasticated pop-eted pixie.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 20:51, Reply)
Oh bless ya love
Mmmm....books on mastication
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 20:56, Reply)

ication urbation
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 20:58, Reply)
Hey, I was being polite, but if you're gonna lower the tone....

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 20:59, Reply)
I think she's looking at the little book of Sodomy
It's got pictures of boys willies and everything
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 20:59, Reply)
Eurgh, yuck.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:01, Reply)
That's totally what she's looking at

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:02, Reply)
Actually, we have a Big Tome of Willies
(It's a Tom of Finland gigantic book really, but the title is far less exciting than my one ^)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:03, Reply)
Is that the book that you can get in Waterstones?
It always has a gaggle of teenage girls/sad old women gathered around it, pointing and going "oooh."

There's also one about boobs, I believe. I mean, so I am told.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:04, Reply)
I think it was this
www.amazon.com/Art-Finland-Photo-Sexy-Books/dp/3822885983/ref=pd_sim_b_5
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:08, Reply)
Why was that link purple and not blue?
FLIIIIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:09, Reply)
POW

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:10, Reply)
HA!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:11, Reply)
It's you and that Becky, you're bad influences!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:14, Reply)
ME? How very dare you.
I'm a lady doncha know!
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:15, Reply)
And so am I
*chokes on her words*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:16, Reply)
I dunno love, I've seen some pics of you that erm...
Oh fuck, I'm in the same picture
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:17, Reply)
What's this?
Lemonparty.gif?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:18, Reply)
If you don't know by now then I'm not going to tell you
mwahahahahhahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:19, Reply)
Oh God, Oh God!
Oh God, no!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:21, Reply)
Yeah! So get on!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:21, Reply)
The gigantor missive of cockdom

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:04, Reply)
The Gargantuan Encycopedia of Penises, Cocks, Willies and Schlongs.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:07, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:08, Reply)
I had a client ask what the big thing sticking out of her dog's belly was last week. I giggled and said 'that's his penis'
She replied, 'but I paid £xxx for a girl...without a willy'. I had to leave the room
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:09, Reply)
IT'S A MIRACLE!
A girl with a winkle!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:10, Reply)
I no rite?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:11, Reply)
AND
We had a fake ridgeback come in today. Completely mental, but lovely with it. Wrong colour and far too small, but I forgot to take a picture of her.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:10, Reply)
Yay Ridgebacks without Ridges!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:18, Reply)
That's the thing, this had a ridge, but it started 3 quarters down her back and she was dark brown

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:20, Reply)
Haha, fail dog fails!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:22, Reply)
Total fail dog.
Fail dog tries to chew cage bars too.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:23, Reply)
Where is the faux geordie?
He's not under my bed sniffing my undercrackers as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 20:55, Reply)
I don't know, but I actually miss his presence :(
BRING BACK MY LAUGHING CAVALIER.

Ooh I saw one of your bestest friends today DiT :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 20:57, Reply)
Jesus?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 20:58, Reply)
Scotch Jeebus

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 20:58, Reply)
Wait
You mean, my friend, who is also Scottish, but not Jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:01, Reply)
He could be Jesus. If he really wanted to be.
Yeah, that one :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:02, Reply)
Ha, you see one of my best friends more than I do.
The wee jock git that he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:03, Reply)
I hadn't seen him in ages, but he popped up on my facemong last night as someone I should add as a friend.
So I was a bit bemused when he poked me this morning. I was half asleep to be fair and rambled a lot.

ALSO, a woman stamped on my foot on the tube tonight and didn't apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:07, Reply)
Hang on, he poked you first thing?
Sauce!

Also, what a bitch. Flim felt ill on the train this morning and I made a woman move so she could sit down.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:08, Reply)
Well in the arm, at the tube station in front of a fusty looking woman. Not in the way I'd like ,)
Totally. I was carrying a sack of cat litter which I firmly put down on her foot as penance. I'm sure she got the point for the whole milisecond it stayed in place.

Aww love to Flim
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:12, Reply)
You're like well rude innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:14, Reply)
Bag was too heavy for me to stand up and kick her :(
A great big chobbly fucker sat down yesterday and glared at me the whole way home, sweating profusely.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:17, Reply)
That made my Mary pulsate

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:22, Reply)
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, I've like just eaten

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:22, Reply)
Any time!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:25, Reply)
I must tell my mum to stop using the underground.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:23, Reply)
Nah your mum's pocket size. I might steal her one day and wrap her up in my coat and take her home with me

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:24, Reply)
That made my Mary pulsate

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:24, Reply)
And that's why Flim married you

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:29, Reply)
Is it that fella who isn't Billy Connolly?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:05, Reply)
That's the one.
He's also not Rab C. Nesbitt, and nor is he James McAvoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:06, Reply)
Mmm...there's a James McAvoy poster on my way to work
Beyond photoshopped, but always nice to see
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:07, Reply)
Still no al? Maybe if I say his name three times:
althegeordie
althegeordie
ALTHEGEORDIE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:26, Reply)
Althegorgon

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:28, Reply)
Alice in Geordieland

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:29, Reply)
Adhere, ogle it!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:35, Reply)
eeelohaigrdt

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:38, Reply)
I'm not al
But I'm no more a geordie than he is. Will I do?

You may have to excuse me as I'm going for a fag.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:30, Reply)
So you're here, but you're gone again
No, that really wont do.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:32, Reply)
Oh that's right, arrive and then sod off for a go on a cigarette.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:33, Reply)
Sorry.
SJ has hogged the pooter now and i'm about to eat
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:48, Reply)
How very convenient.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:50, Reply)
I don't make the rules :(

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 22:32, Reply)
*appears behind DiT*
*Pokes hooked finger up his *bum*

*Step 3: Profits*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:34, Reply)
That's the shit I'm talking about!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:35, Reply)
Hurray you're back
I've missed your mum
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:37, Reply)
I've been on holiday innit

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:38, Reply)
Ahhhhhhh I see. I thought that was a few weeks ago.
I have crunchy nut cornflakes with chocolate on them. They're WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:41, Reply)
Where've you been?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:41, Reply)
Up yer bum

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:45, Reply)
That would explain the aches.
And the bleeding.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:46, Reply)
And the torrent of brown midgets running around your pubes

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:48, Reply)
Duuuude.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:53, Reply)
Washing in carbolic soap's the only way I'm afraid
Get scrubbing bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:54, Reply)
Don't you look at me!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:58, Reply)
Points and laughs
I'm off to watch more Mad men before bed. Serious tv business.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 22:07, Reply)
I'm off too.
Wallander (Book, better than the series) and then Dexter (series, worse than the book - at the moment anyway, but still enjoyable).
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 22:09, Reply)
Borstal

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:46, Reply)
That would explain the aches.
And the bleeding.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:47, Reply)
And the torrent of brown midgets running around your pubes

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 22:02, Reply)
Don't tell Clendrix.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 22:04, Reply)
none of this makes sense to me
80+ replies and I don't get any of it. I hang around here enough. perhaps you're all aliens.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 22:49, Reply)

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