One of my mother's friends
was so put out at not being invited to my sister's wedding that she has never spoken to my mother since, despite it being pointed out that it wasn't actually my mother getting married, and therefore the guest list was not within her control.

What a cunt, eh readers?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:26, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Pay her a visit and shit in her cunt.
She'll be back to her old self in no time.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:32, Reply)

I'm not trying to get a gay man to shag her, though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Fortunately for her, this is a free bonus,
She'll be inundated with shirters looking for a walk on the wild side.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Yup
Totally
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Ha! Women eh?
Can't live with them, can't keep them bound and gagged in the boot of your car.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Nope,
sooner or later you have to let them out so they can cook your tea and do your washing.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:46, Reply)

but they might get back in the boot afterwards.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Depends if its full of chocolate, glossy mags and shoes?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:48, Reply)

and kittens

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Not so much for me.
You'd probably have to fill a boot with sweets, shoes, a german shep puppy and Bradley Cooper for me to want to get in. Also the boot would need to be attached to a decent car... something sporty but with a big boot... hmmm... I'll have a think on that one.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I'd be alright with the stereo on

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I'm fussy! :D

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Yeah,
you're reminding me of Cameron Diaz in that film where she gets kidnapped and is an effing nuisance.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:00, Reply)