unlike Derren
Al can't use his mind powers to bugger straight men
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

However, conversely,
he can spell 'Darren'.

It's a funny old world!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:01, Reply)

*whispers*
Mont, it's 'Derren'...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:02, Reply)

*shouts*
'Derren' is not a name. Nor is it a word recognised anywhere in the fucking world.

He has changed his name to 'Derren', either because he has (quite correctly) realised that being a woo-spooky practitioner of magic called Darren is a bit pathetic, or because there is already a Darren Brown listed on Equity's books.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Fuckin ell alright like!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:09, Reply)

That's YOU told, eh?
When are you coming down to London?

WHEN?????/////??
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Sometime in March
and sometime in April.
Fuckoff anyway because you didn't invite me to that place.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:14, Reply)

more importantly
are you cunts coming down this way any time?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:24, Reply)

it costs a fucking fortune
I think you should all have a beano up to Liverpool. My flat's massive.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:25, Reply)

but it's in liverpool
and is unlikely to be as big as my house
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:26, Reply)

i bet it is bigger than your house.
Fine, open your house and your missus and I'll be there ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I can't just do it like that
you'd have to woo her
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:35, Reply)

What's her favourite flavour pasty?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:37, Reply)

You fuck off
It's on a Thursday (25th). If you want to come by all means you are very welcome.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Oh i can't come then

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I am warning you -
I really would like to come down to visit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:37, Reply)

it would be good
you'd be most welcome
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Derren Victor Brown
began his stage career under the stage name 'Darren V Brown' apparently.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Excellent.
I do enjoy being right. I think it rather suits me, don't you?

*preens*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:38, Reply)

*kicks*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:43, Reply)

*dodges kick with ease*


*thumbs nose*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:01, Reply)

*falls on arse*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:03, Reply)