Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(
rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread
I knowit's just a ruse, you just get in the front seat, wiggle the steering wheel from side to side then make a "BEEP BEEP" noise. Then you get out of the car, drop your kecks, bend over the bonnet and spread you cheeks and start squeezing a sachet of Ultraglide over your chocolate starfish while moaning and rubbing your vadge with your other hand.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread