Without wanting to give bad advice
I've just checked your profile and you run a charity. Dont you need to have audited accounts to maintain charity status?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:37, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

'Shirters Anonymous' isn't a REAL charity, you oaf.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:43, Reply)

That's ok, i'm not a real accountant (well, I dont act like one anyway)
He'll have to pay "Schedule D - Shirters Tax", otherwise he'll get a visit from the inspector...THE BOTTOM INSPECTOR
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:50, Reply)

hahaha excellent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:01, Reply)

It's a charity in the sense that I occasionally do altruistic things for absolutely no money whatsoever
and have, to date, made £150 which I put in there from the odd bit left over from wages and selling a couple of guitar pedals, which I spent on myself for spending hours on the Web site*. Until it gains a head of steam - hopefully over the spring and summer this year as the weather improves - I'll start fund-raising and applying for grants and take on an accountant to do all that shit for me. Until then, it's a charity in spirit only and isn't registered as such.
* I'm not sure 'desperately needing bog roll' is good justification for paying myself for twenty hours work, but hey, I'm cheap.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:04, Reply)