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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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"...honestly, officer, I could have sworn I'd seen David Bowie out the corner of my eye,and I didn't have any teaspoons or lollipops close to hand..."
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Ah, the old 'Bowie Defence'...Watertight in any court of law.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:04,
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QC: Objection, your honour! The prosecution argues that Bowie is a highly influential musician and not, as the defendant argues, "a fucking pretentious cunt who wanked onto vinyl for twenty years or so until all he could do was bleed Tin Machine out of his worn Jap's eye."
Presiding Judge, Lord M Boyce: What the fuck? Who let this fucking shirter into my courtroom?
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