I was just walking home from a mates place
when some cunt driving past threw a glass bottle out of the window. and hit me on the knee.

I almost vomited it was so painful.

Fucking cunts.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:49, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ouch.
What motherfuckers. Seems bored wankers in Devon hae run out of eggs. Did you get the registration number?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:51, Reply)

unfortunately not
they were going pretty fast and I was pretty shocked
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:00, Reply)

bastards!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:52, Reply)

Fucker
was it an intentional throw it at you or was it a random bout of littering that got you in the knee? I'd still report it, they might find it on camera who knows?
( Peej, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:22, Reply)

I agree
The plod might say tough shit but it's still worth it.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:25, Reply)

fairly sure it must have been mostly littering with a hint of "I'll chuck this near that bloke"
the car was doing about 40 and was some chavved up piece of shit hatchback so doubt the retard could have hit me on purpose.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Mate! That's cack :(
Y'alright now?

Just been walking home, and one of the local loons stops and chats to me like he's my old mucker. I couldn't dare shun him, but now I reckon the bush telegraph will have him down as an old flame.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Well
quite frankly: "elicits sordidness from everyone around her"
( djtrialprice, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:59, Reply)

You shut it you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:03, Reply)

Make me sista

( djtrialprice, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:14, Reply)

That sucks mate
hopefully they crash into a wall and have to piss through a tube in their armpit.
( djtrialprice, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:00, Reply)

for this reason
I beleive that vigilante justice has its place in the world. They deserve a good kicking.
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 2:05, Reply)

Ow!
The only thing I throw out of car windows is rollups
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 7:43, Reply)

Yeah
And that's all good fun until someone loses an eye.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 8:23, Reply)

I flick down
not out, although did bounce a cigarett butt off a motorcyclists helmet once accidentally
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 8:31, Reply)

But that's the best bit!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:08, Reply)

That was me
I feel bad about it now.

Sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 8:53, Reply)

"...honestly, officer, I could have sworn I'd seen David Bowie out the corner of my eye,
and I didn't have any teaspoons or lollipops close to hand..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Ah, the old 'Bowie Defence'...
Watertight in any court of law.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:04, Reply)

QC: Objection, your honour! The prosecution argues that Bowie is a highly influential musician and not, as the defendant argues, "a fucking pretentious cunt who wanked onto vinyl for twenty years or so until all he could do was bleed Tin Machine out of his worn Jap's eye."
Presiding Judge, Lord M Boyce: What the fuck? Who let this fucking shirter into my courtroom?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Cunts
I hate walking along busy roads for that reason. I knew someone who threw an apple out a car window and hit a pedestrian in the head (on purpose). He wanted to be a copper, luckily he was rejected.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:17, Reply)

People who WANT to join the police
should be excluded for that very reason.

This is also true of politicians.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Agreed
power crazy bastards
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Only one person
ever entered the Houses of Parliament with good intentions...
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Guy Fawkes?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:52, Reply)

PADDY ASHDOWN!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:03, Reply)

hahaha
that made me laugh like a mong
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:34, Reply)

that's because you are a stone cold bitch

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Weird.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

The reply count?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Yeah.
I gazzed cr3.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Oh good
I was so worried no one had run off to the mods about something totally irrelevant
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Haha
It's relevant. I want his babies.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:10, Reply)