Curling
I assume it's wrong that I got faintly entranced by the Men's Curling last night. Yes, I know how gay that sounds. I'm not ashamed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:11, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I like greens bowling too.
There, I said it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Moi aussi
Used to play it when I were a nipper. Didn't depend on physical prowess y'see.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:21, Reply)

It's alright, not as good as the ones where people can break legs.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I assume you mean Ice Hockey
As opposed to DEATH CURLING
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Yeah, that and ski jumping.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Do you watch it in the hope of a horrific death?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Who doesn't?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:35, Reply)

No, that would be sick. I just hope for a horrific injury.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Fair enough
Define "horrific"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:38, Reply)

"causing horror," 1653, from L. horrificus "terrible, dreadful," lit. "making the hair stand on end," from horrere "to bristle, to stand on end" (see horror) + -ficus, from stem of facere "to make, do" (see factitious).
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Very good
I was hoping for a more specific example of what constitutes a horrifc ski jumping injury
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I tried curling once when I was in Canada

It is exceptionally difficult
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I'd watch it if it involved Caravans
On their roofs, launched by British made JCBs into a target of Germans.

Love,

JC
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I'm not surprised
and

Explain further

Decide for yourselves to whom each answer applies
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I just came over all Jeremy Clarkson

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:45, Reply)

You signed your last post JC
Are you Jeremy Clarkson?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Oh god!
It is done sometimes on this site that innapropriate things are told in another person's character in an attempt to be amusing.

Jeremy Clarkson is a TV fellow who does a programme called top gear in which destruction of caravans, dislike of germans and manly machines are prominent features.

I took on his personallity, just for a moment, to make a very little joke.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I misread your previous post
As "I came all over Jeremy Clarkson"

Which would make you either a gay, or Jeremy Clarkson
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I'm neither.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:02, Reply)

But you came all over Jeremy Clarkson

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:03, Reply)

A bit of a pun
on the phrase "came over"

You are taking the piss right?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:10, Reply)

No, I'm that stupid
Or, yes, and I've had too much coffee and am therefore being deeply annoying

Apologies
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Don't apologise
Annoying is not an unusual trait in this place.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:17, Reply)

*sobs*
It's taken me 31 years but i'm finally in a place I belong
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:22, Reply)