This isn't just some catalogue of doom where you can send things back if they don't fit.
Besides, let them be. They're making you and me look fucking great.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Too true
Normally I'm completely shit on this, but I may even reach the popular page with people like him on board.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Bitter bastards
Aren't you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:41, Reply)

in what way was that bitter?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Not you
The others. Again, a joke
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:44, Reply)

*sigh*
I know it wasn't aimed at me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

This is though
You're a limping fucknut

HA
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I'm not limping
yet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Ugh
I give up
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:52, Reply)

VICTORY

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:53, Reply)

a pyrrhic one at best

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Someone likes the Manic Street Preachers

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:56, Reply)

ha
I really fucking hate the manic street preachers
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:58, Reply)

No-one uses the word "phyrric"
Except the Manic Street Preachers, and people who really like the Manic Street Preachers. It's been proven by clever scientists
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I didn't even know they had a song/album with the word in it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:03, Reply)

the limp has mostly gone
I looked like a right fucking cretin when it happened though. Strolling along minding my own business and then:

SMACK!
Me: "ARGH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!"
Strangers: "mumble mumble"
Me: *limps off up the road, gasping and reeling*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Stop reliving it on here
I can't take any more laughing!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I'm glad someone is getting pleasure from my pain
it's like that time last year when you and I got together with those whips and spiked paddles....

*nostalges*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:55, Reply)

This guy particularly
seems like he needs a little lie-down, and maybe a cuddle
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Me or Darth?
I'm just enjoying myself.

The oppressed always kick downward.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Bartleby has already experienced my noobiness this morning
Thanks to his advice I have learned not to apologise for anything ever again

Evil laugh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I see
I did mean you, you seemed to be getting a little worked-up, and we all know that the internet isn't the place for serious business
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Sockpuppet, straight out of the box.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Someone Gaz the mods!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:56, Reply)

eh?

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:56, Reply)

You're a second account for a regular user.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I can assure you that this is my only account
but I've been a lurker for yeeeears
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:01, Reply)

This is R and R for me

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:55, Reply)