Shoegazing bender?
Just go to the gig and mosh furiously, like a white shirted skinhead at an early Skrewdriver gig, complete with headbutting and gobbing. You may then find that he will forget to tell you about any subsequent gigs.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:10, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Throw up on the drumkit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:14, Reply)

One of my pals
threw up all over the mixing desk at Napalm Death once. We had to make a very swift exit...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Christ, I bet they got through some contact cleaner.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:21, Reply)

My mate had drunk a pint of mixed spirits
out of a Thermos flask just before the show*. I think the alcohol level in his spew probably saved the day.


*we were about 15
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:26, Reply)

If I rush the stage
and grab his wife's tits that would also do it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Sounds like a plan
Grabbing HIS tits might be an even safer bet
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I could just punch him in the fucking face
and run off with his beautiful new Fender Jazzmaster...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:30, Reply)

F B a i
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Too subtle for this time in the morning
I've not even had my mid morning wank yet!!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I have thoroughly amused myself if no other.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:42, Reply)

took me a while
but well done
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:50, Reply)

It was good
I tried to post a message congratulating you but it came across as sarcastic so I deleted it....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:15, Reply)