I miss Captain V
too bad chcb keeps him locked up for science now
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's important to test the capabilities of midgets
One day they might rise up* and try to wrestle control of the planet from us - how do we expect to defeat them if we don't know their weaknesses**?

*_{Not literally, obviously
**Apart from just hiding all the food in high cupboards...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:26, Reply)

He's still just as bad.
Last time I saw him he said, 'Prawns give me anaphylactic shock, but really, really slowly.'
We wanted him to eat some prawns so we could spend the rest of the evening watching his head inflate to twice its size.
( thealternativefact, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:27, Reply)

You should have snuck some into his food and then filmed it and put it as a time lapse on youtube
it'd be like the butterfly emerging from its chrysalis only a billion times better. + points for head explosions
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:32, Reply)

The waiter tried...
he brought some food to the table - V said it was his, despite the fact it was noodles and he'd ordered rice. He picked out a prawn with his chopsticks and said, 'This looks like a prawn. I didn't order anything with prawns.' He then proceeded to eat the food, even though a) it could kill him and b) it clearly belonged to someone else.
I'm beginning to doubt the laws of natural selection.
( thealternativefact, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaaa catface fail

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:38, Reply)