She only marries gays.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Thank you!
I am convinced he's a shirter, maybe one day he'll realise it too!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:15, Reply)

He's doing a very convincing job of proving otherwise
He seems to be trying to personally convince every woman in the country
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Methinks the lady doth protest too much

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:18, Reply)

That's why I've had sex with so few people
I'm trying not to look too convincing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:20, Reply)

How's that working out for you?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Can't complain
One person has been good enough to have sex with me repeatedly for eight years

Not eight years solid, you understand. Sporadically
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:23, Reply)

There's apparently a video of him getting sucked off by a bloke as part of a MMF threesome.
Probably just a rumour though.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:24, Reply)

A bloke sucking you off doesn't make you a bumder
Especially if you've got your eyes closed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I like the term bumder
well done
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Cheers
Took a boat out on the broads with some mates the other day. Saw some people on the towpath and asked my mate Leigh what the riverside equivalent of Bus Wankers was. Without a moment's pause he yelled "MUD WANKERS!!!"

We then had to pootle past them at 4mph
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:28, Reply)