Hello Gonz
In spite of only understanding every other word in your post, here is the attention you need.

Tell us about the latest retail opportunities in Southgate, I can understand that.

Where do you get your limitless enthusiasm from? Can I have some please?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

See above for retail, wholesale, service and goods opertunitys in Southgate !
I think it comes from being a right sicko and emo in real life, gonz is my alter ego, for the most part.

I guess I'm more like a dog that's been locked indoors all day with nobody to throw it a bone, and then I come online and there are loads of people who throw me bones of attention.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:56, Reply)

You are like a little puppy
I'm not, and never will be.

If I were a dog, when you arrived home, you would fnd a large pile of shit in the middle of the kitchen, which I would deny any connection with.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:00, Reply)

I would too, but I wouldn't deny it, I'd be proud of it, with the cheekiest grin and the harnest-thinggy in my mouth awaiting my walk.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:07, Reply)

Yeah, but you are a puppy that don't know any better
I could never pull that off.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:15, Reply)

Just remember that when I slep with your girlfriend, sister and [depending on age] your daughter... at the same time.
=P
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:21, Reply)

If you were a border collie
my girlfriend would sleep with you.

She used to be a farmer.

Probably a good idea to call yourself Brokky if you want a definate result.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:24, Reply)

I can't help to fail to see where this could possibly go wrong.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:33, Reply)