Is that to cover the smell that Nottingham has embedded in your clothes?
My flat smells of toasties, and something that seems to be originating in flatmate's room. Wish I had some ham to cover it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 18:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Very much so.
We went in to this club last night where there were ladies who didn't have many clothes on. What? It was a stag do. So anyway, one of Nottingham's finest approaches me and some friends at the bar, and asks if one of us (me) wants to buy her a drink. The conversation went as follows:

Me: Nah, you're alright. We're only here to get the stag a dance. Besides, I don't think the wife would like it. (As you can see, I used the only gambit available to me)
Her: Well, she won't know, will she?
Me: OK then, I've got no money on me.
Her: S'alright babes, you can pay by card.

Man. Nottingham strippers really want to take their clothes off for me. Especially considering that she collared one of the other guys, and they disappeared for 30 seconds before he came back. "She wanted bloody 20 quid to show me her clunge!" he declared "I told her to fuck off." Within a minute she was with me again - "Hey, did you change your mind about that dance?"

"No." I said.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Man, you're sure building it up for my going in the summer
Love how you jumped straight to the Wife card there.

Is that what actually happened, or is that just in case she reads it on here?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 18:11, Reply)

Haha, that is actually what happened.
What offended me most was that is was £10 to get in to the place, and there was nary a nipple on show.

If you have to go there there are a few nice pubs around the place, if you look hard.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 18:13, Reply)

I think it'll mostly be
- Drive to Nottingham
- Play at wedding
- Drive home, possibly the same night

This way, there shall be minimal having to hang around Nottingham.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 18:14, Reply)