I crank up the Bowie
and have a wank stood on the photocopier, whilst crying and screaming the Lord's Prayer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Do you find
that the Lord's Prayer falls into rhythm with the Bowie song in question? Or, if it's Let's Dance, that you can't help but play a little air guitar with your wanking hand?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I tend to play Space Oddity
It's most apt as I have hideously malformed genitals.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I'm singing the Lord's Prayer in my head
to the tune of Space Oddity now

I should thank you, really, I've hd Don't Stop Believin' stuck in my head for the last three days straight
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Cheers, you bastard
No I'm doing it.
It works particularly well with the countdown bit...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I is in your brain
Strumming your metaphorical strings
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Do one!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Good job I know you're a Scouser
If you were a posh that might be interpreted as an invitation to make whoopie
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Hahahah!
I just said that like a rah-rah and I see what you mean!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Thank fuck for that
I don't want to come across as some kind of sex-obsessed lunatic who's constantly grasping at the barest of straws to bring shagging up in conversation

Too late?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Nah, that's me dude.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I knew there was a reason I liked you
:-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:04, Reply)