I work in IT so kill me now
Today I have been called to fix a broken computer that was stuck on the boot screen and just beeping at the guy. Can you fix it and will it take long? He asked. I removed the ring binder he had placed on his keyboard.

Then I had a woman who claims to be missing all her archived emails. She said "I created the personal folder and dragged all the emails in to it" I've checked. She has created two normal folders in my documents and then dragged her emails to god knows where. "Can you restore them from a back up?" she asked. Restore what? There's nothing to restore you muppet!
( Peej, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 13:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

IT helpdesks seem to attract the attention of the most retarded and incompetent people alive.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Yes.
Though I did just hear about this rather strong contender for that title
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 13:37, Reply)