Would you like milk in your Americano?
No. That would be a latte or whatever.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 13:48, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Or
"No. Because that would be white coffee. I asked for black coffee. But you didn't understand what I meant until I said 'Americano' because you only seem to speak the language of language of trendy collar-popping fucknuts."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Nice to know someone else feels the frustration.
Whenever I whinge about this I'm told to shut up and stop being pedantic. So not wanting milk in a correctly ordered black coffee is pedantic? Fuck right off!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I get asked that every time.

( Peej, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I have to say though
If you don't ask all you get is, can I have some milk? Fucking coffee eijits, Don't ask for a black coffee if you don't want it black!
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)