It's funny what you think of while your sweating away on the cross trainer at the gym.
I've decided that if I ever did get married then I want this song sung at the ceremony as I walk down the aisle.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwNKQ2LLeuA

I want the groom to wear a big white puffy type wedding dress, garter, the lot and I shall wear a nice black suit.

It's the only way I would consider getting married.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:45, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm a lolwacky person and I do super stupid goofy stuff all of the time but when it comes to my wedding it's going to be woah traditional
well, traditional for me at least
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:13, Reply)

I don't believe in the tradition of weddings but if someone said they must marry me then it's this way or the highway.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:15, Reply)

I'd like to have a shotgun wedding

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:19, Reply)

I always joke that my daddy has a shotgun.
I sing that line from Drivin' On 9.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:20, Reply)

I'm getting married in a castle, apparently
because I don't like tropical beaches.
I fancied the little church near me, but only for quaintness, not because I'm a holy Joe. Nay mind.
It'll be a shame my parents will have died of shock before they got to see me do it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:20, Reply)

sounds perfect! when are you free?
I have a history of out-fabulousing the bride.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:35, Reply)

I hate to be the centre of attention.
So your fabulousness will be needed.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:54, Reply)

hahaha penis

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:45, Reply)