Many, many slebcunts.
Jamie Oliver- cut out his tongue, cook it with honey and capers, then feed it to his bleeding maw and make him splutter the words 'Pukka', 'lovely', 'gor blimey' and 'mockney cuntsock' through the bubbling blood in his frenziedly bleeding buccal cavity. Jam it in there and watch him choke to death on it. Did I mention that I'd removed his teeth with pliers beforehand so he can't chew? I didn't? Silly me.

Clarkson- good old fashioned tying him to a tree, putting a tyre around his neck, soaking him in petrol then lighting the frizzy haired fuck. Petrolhead and all that, what what?

Mugabe- feed him to some particularly hungry sharks, feet first.

Thatcher- dose the old cunt up with ricin.

I could go on but quite frankly don't think I should.

Pip pip!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:28, Reply)