I'm almost scared to confront what I 'imagine'
when I hear 'imagine no possessions' coming out of the trap of the bloke who had another suite below the one in which he did his famous bed-in, which featured a climate-controlled storage area for his fur coats.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:02, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

When I was but knee high to a grasshopper, I asked my dad how John Lennon died (I was about 4, I think).
He said "He was shot by a music lover."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Father's for justice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Psst! Quick! Hide that rogue apostrophe!

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:10, Reply)

It was a pun, you divver
As in, he was is 'for justice' i.e. his dad considered the death of Lennon to be justice and was all for it.


Not exactly Peter Cook but a grammar-based gag rather than an error. This time...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Do you like George a bit, though?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:05, Reply)

He was the least shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:07, Reply)

And yet still monstrously shit.
But still, Paul McCuntney is the worst of them all.
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:08, Reply)

'Ere, just leave George out of it, right.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Fair enough.
My heart is already full of hatred for other people anyway.
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Ta luv

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Not so:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAU0l7325w0
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:11, Reply)

But this seems reasonable to me.
It's the mongs sending in requests who need to be dealt with.
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Peace and love.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Look,
saying Ringo Starr isn't as shit as McCuntney is only like saying cancer isn't as shit as AIDS.
They're both pointless twats and I'll have none of them.
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:17, Reply)

What a cunt
was that actually him?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Oh yes.
He's 'too busy' eh? Doing fucking what, precisely (with peace and love)?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Oh yes
We had Beatles topiary in Liverpool, and Ringo's head got chopped off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Yay!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:08, Reply)