The wank isn't the point.
It's the sheer bad manners of the fucking alarm interrupting a virtuoso sexual display. Albeit in dreamland but virtuoso anyway. Dream sex is just so satisfying when completed.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

In my dreams I'm surprisingly inadequate in bed
I set my alarm early to wrest control of my sexual prowess from my subconscious
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Cripes. Serious issues there fella.
That ain't dreaming that is nightmaring.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:42, Reply)

True
But it's amazing how quickly years of the systemic erosion of one's self-confidence can be undone by a meeting with Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters. Well, four. Thumby is a mite short and tubby
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:46, Reply)