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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I used to quite like Masterchefuntil I realised I actually really physically can't stand John Terode and Greg the Egg.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:41,
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Imagine having just given them your plate of foodhaving scoffed it, they ask, "what's your secret ingredient?"
"Ground glass and cyanide, fuckers"
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:44,
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I could quite happily spit-roast the pair of them.And not in a gay way.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:47,
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Alive I hope.As you baste them, you could just say. This is not fucking jus, its fucking juice"
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:50,
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I believepolonium makes a nice condiment.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:57,
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Gregg Wallace was my second personafter Bowie in the celebrities I hate q. The fucking wanker.
'I can really taste the flavours'. As opposed to what, you blithering imbecile?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:38,
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