Wooo they picked my image challenge suggestion
What do I win?

Thats number two that I can cross out on my B3ta goals list.

Win QOTW
Get my image challenge suggestion picked
Get a FP
Win a hot date with Monty with free drugs.

What B3ta goals do you want to achieve before you die young and alone after a short life of constant abuse to your own body?
( Peej, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:27, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd quite like to achieve Monkeysex levels of blaze of glory banning
but I'm far to mild-mannered.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I missed that
what happened?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:36, Reply)

He just went too far as usual.
Can't remember what or why.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:37, Reply)

is that why he's not around anymore?
has he been banned for life or something?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Possibly.
Probably more like he banned himself.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:39, Reply)

think this is the case

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:41, Reply)

alright vipros

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:42, Reply)

ahh I see
Maybe he attended B3taholics Anonymous and saw the light.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I was hoping to get by on B3ta for one day without making a complete tit out of myself.
I can't see that happening really.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I like breasts.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I like breasts too.
We should hook up.

Edit - Just got the joke. Duh!
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:34, Reply)

You see, you can't have spontineity without sometimes making a tit of yourself
Apologies for spelling, but we love you as you are.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Awwwww shucks!
*blushes*
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Sorry Blousie
I was hoping others might step in and agree with me.

But they didn't, so they all hate you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:13, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)

You win Bully's special prize...
I sing you the songs of Edith Piaf in scouse!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:38, Reply)

You should release that.
I'd buy it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:42, Reply)

My dad loves it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:45, Reply)

He's bound to be biased
You could sing like hedgehog in a galvanised bucket, and you'd still be his singing princess.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Not true
We were doing a little gig in a bar once and he told me to go into the yard and shout for a while because I was singing like a choirboy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Sounds like a great dad.
Did he insist you take up smoking to help your voice too?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I once told him that I occasionally had a smoke before singing
He wasn't happy but accepted that it helped.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Can we swap dads?
I'll have mine delivered in a little urn. He won't be any bother.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I bet even in his urn your dad is bigger than mine
He's like a jockey.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:12, Reply)

How much like a jockey.
Does he dress in silks all the time and carry a crop?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:17, Reply)

No but my friend was DYING to buy him some
and carry him around on his shoulder
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I used to quite like Masterchef
until I realised I actually really physically can't stand John Terode and Greg the Egg.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Imagine having just given them your plate of food
having scoffed it, they ask, "what's your secret ingredient?"

"Ground glass and cyanide, fuckers"
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I could quite happily spit-roast the pair of them.
And not in a gay way.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Alive I hope.
As you baste them, you could just say. This is not fucking jus, its fucking juice"
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I believe
polonium makes a nice condiment.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Gregg Wallace was my second person
after Bowie in the celebrities I hate q. The fucking wanker.

'I can really taste the flavours'. As opposed to what, you blithering imbecile?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:38, Reply)

along what?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Damn
Stealth edit.
( Peej, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Be careful what you wish for, old boy.
I'll happily take you out on the rampage, and chip in the fucking stimuli too...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I have a feeling i'd end up feeling molested
but fucking happy.
( Peej, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Pencil me in for that
You bumder.

Not the molesting philiejoe bit though, cheers.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I've done it!
Over 100 replies to a pretty gay thread I started. My life is complete.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:16, Reply)

It even stayed on topic
Definitely a moment to savour.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:34, Reply)